“It always rains the hardest, on the people who deserve the sun.” — (via nathalina-i-love-you-forever)
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i havent had coffee in like 4 days. normally i would wonder how im even alive at this point, but then i remember that since im done school and unemployed with no social life in this city, i have nothing that i need to be alert for. most days i wake up and i dont even know what day it is. thug life.
when someone in a graphic design/arts program in college posts something they think is “pretty” on facebook… well i guess you cant teach taste in college. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i watched garden state for the first time this morning. so many “call me maybe” jokes can be made for that movie. i didnt really like it, im not a fan of zach braff. and so here is my official review of garden state:
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.
sorry zach.
going to chapters to read a book all day because they dont have it at the library and im not gonna pay chapters’ ridiculous prices, so im just gonna sit there and read it for free
“I Kissed A Girl is a boner dyke anthem for straight girls who like to turn guys on by making out or like faking gay. I hate Katy Perry! She’s offensive to gay culture, I’m so offended. She’s just riding on the backs of our culture, without having to pay any of the dues and not being actually lesbian or anything at all. She’s on the cover of a fucking gay magazine.” —
Beth Ditto
“more like I Kissed A Girl so my Boyfriend could Masturbate About it Later” -Kathleen Hanna
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waking up to this. jesus christ.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Winona Ryder
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i love when people post their pictures on facebook from a concert they recently went to and the pictures look like they were taken out of somebody elses asshole during an earthquake
i should probably stop dressing like lisbeth salander and maybe people would talk to me
omg yes i teared up looking at this om nom nom
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Reason why she is my bf4l
HAHA as if you have me in your phone as that!!!!!! lol udabest!
if youre not on tumblr for 5+ days im going to unfollow you because i assume youre dead, who can not be on tumblr for 5 days i mean cmon