grimyboy: i like dogs because they can literally kill u but they don’t and that’s sweet as shit
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like...– Sylvia Plath (via penseesduchoeur)
apparently there was an earthquake this morning, i didnt even feel it. im used to my house shaking cuz theyre so cheaply built and we have like 50km winds here
if you go to the school i do and live in my neighbourhood and get hungry then you might as well just get used to it cuz theres nothing around to eat or do in this literal wasteland. why they would ever build a school here is beyond me
i just read a thing that said 20 cigarettes a day was considered “heavy smoking” who tha fuck has the time to smoke 20 cigarettes a day
i can draw better handwriting than i can write it
people who sit next to me to try and copy my notes are in for a real treat because my handwriting is basically chicken scrawl legible to only me and most of the time im writing in abbreviations that i make up
stonerthings: I like big blunts and I cannot lie
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole: call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
jesus christ there are too many whiny artists these days. if you have time to whine then obviously youre doing something wrong.
pewpuupalace: zeonhime: the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who have can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you. 500% me so quit the whining and get off the internet and practice until you are...
its not much fun being the funniest looking girl in the entire world
i haaaaate it when ppl say “nobody will love you like i did/do” like oh thanks thats really great. that aint even a compliment.
i just woke up from the absolute worst nightmare of my entire life ever, it was that i got back together with my ex boyfriend oh my god why why why why why ew
The best way to combat piracy isn’t legislatively or criminally but by giving...– Netflix Chief Content Officer Ted Sarandos - who claims that every time Netflix enters a new territory, its numbers go up while Torrent numbers go down. More here. (via directingfilm)
yzerman: desprecious: nkurth31: subtlelikeseabrook: I was asked to make this rebloggable. PLZ REBLOG WITH PICTURES OF HOCKEY BUTTS KTHNX
it always bums me out when ppl offer me drugs when im studying cuz goddamn i want to but i gotta study. fuck
im less worried about a human zombie apocalypse and more worried about a canadian geese zombie apocalypse b/c those things are fuckin crazy