June 2012
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“It always rains the hardest, on the people who deserve the sun.”
– (via nathalina-i-love-you-forever)
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i thought it was summer, jesus im getting a cold...
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i havent had coffee in like 4 days. normally i would wonder how im even alive at this point, but then i remember that since im done school and unemployed with no social life in this city, i have nothing that i need to be alert for. most days i wake up and i dont even know what day it is. thug life.
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when someone in a graphic design/arts program in college posts something they think is “pretty” on facebook… well i guess you cant teach taste in college. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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i watched garden state for the first time this morning. so many “call me maybe” jokes can be made for that movie. i didnt really like it, im not a fan of zach braff. and so here is my official review of garden state:
I don’t want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.
sorry zach.
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going to chapters to read a book all day because they dont have it at the library and im not gonna pay chapters’ ridiculous prices, so im just gonna sit there and read it for free
“I Kissed A Girl is a boner dyke anthem for straight girls who like to turn guys...”
– Beth Ditto
“more like I Kissed A Girl so my Boyfriend could Masturbate About it Later” -Kathleen Hanna
(via toridori69)
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i love when people post their pictures on facebook from a concert they recently went to and the pictures look like they were taken out of somebody elses asshole during an earthquake
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i should probably stop dressing like lisbeth salander and maybe people would talk to me
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if youre not on tumblr for 5+ days im going to unfollow you because i assume youre dead, who can not be on tumblr for 5 days i mean cmon
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imperiumsilvercrystal replied to your post: grahamsig replied to your post: i may or may not…
omfg i can just imagine the look on your face when people try to make jokes like ‘oh so an ice capp ISN’T a huge chunk of ice?????’
no omg :’( id be like “ok ARRETE muthafuckas -_-“
grahamsig replied to your post: grahamsig replied to your post: i may or may not…
I get...
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grahamsig replied to your post: i may or may not have just applied to timmies.
EHHH IT AIN’T SO BAD
omg i could never be a cashier tho im horrible with change and people OMG no
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i may or may not have just applied to timmies.
oh god what have i done i just wanted to check out the application. please dont make me be a cashier please please please noooo
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remember that time they played bob dylan in a walking dead episode and i nearly cried because it combined my two favourite things
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i made the mistake of keeping my pepto bismol pills in the same container that i kept my roaches in…now when im taking pepto it tastes like im eating a roach. YA NASTY.
southfield replied to your post: pizza for breakfast pizza for lunch
pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime (or is that too old of a reference?)
omg not too old, i love those things :’)
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im much more motivated to get a job now that i researched nose jobs and they cost eight grand. jesus h christ.
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imperiumsilvercrystal replied to your post: pizza for breakfast pizza for lunch
pizza for dinner pizza for dessert
more like italian sausage, garlic bread, caesar salad, BBQ chicken for supper and ice cream covered in honey and maple syrup for dessert
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pizza for breakfast pizza for lunch
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why are 15 year olds following me on tumblr, go...
yall make me feel so old and i feel like if i look at your tumblr ill be arrested or something
birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year
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“I loved you. I was a pentapod monster, but I loved you. I was despicable and...”
– Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
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rewatching the walking dead because yolo
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people younger than me are already having babies...
i ate a whole box of mini donuts today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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tumblr: a place where the first day of every month is wildly welcomed with flowery gifs
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its better to burn out than to fade away
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whenever my mom criticizes me from now on im going to say “hey mom remember that time you told me i couldnt hang out with you and your friends anymore cuz ‘no one else brings their kids’ and you lied to me saying you were paying the internet bill when in reality you were out with them and just didnt want to invite me”
AKA last week
“If you expect nothing from somebody, you are never disappointed.”
– The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath (via hex-)
hazel-not:
“i’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure” and you aRE ALSO ON MY LAST FUCKIN NERVE SHUT THE FUCK UP U NO NOTHING ABOUT MARILYN MONROE DUMB BITCH
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that awesome moment when you finally find something to do and then your mom goes “oh ill just pick it up on my way home from work”
great now my only plans for the next 3 weeks are gone yay
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i got a new theme my niggas.
Watchvaginacellphone:
partouse:
Starships
literally me
i cant I CANT
