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bookmania:

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. Read by Jeremy Irons. (via guro-tan)

“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.

She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.

Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, a certain initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.”

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myfoursidedmemorymachine:

diabetic-homeless-hookers:

always reblog

I’m not sure what this is as I haven’t watched it yet. All I know I is I have to reblog it.

the internet is so fucking weird

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emelleah:

louistom1inson:

buffalope:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

omg. best moments of my fucking childhood.

I still get excited when the kids bring home the order forms!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

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nope but id like to

nope but id like to

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can this guy be in character 24/7 so i can just marry him THANKS

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will do!! thats an awesome idea! thank you <3

will do!! thats an awesome idea! thank you <3

those times when your prof suggests an idea to you but its the worst idea youve ever heard

what do i say?????