20 5 / 2013
it’s not mean! it’s mean of them to push you into a corner where you feel like you have no other option than ‘yes’. it’s stupid boys and men who’ve been taught that persistence is romantic. well it’s not and they all need to get punched in the dicklol!! true say. i would never say yes if i wasnt interested, not ever. i can handle my own lol. in some situations persistence can work but if the girl is not even making eye contact with you or not asking you any questions in return or any of that thennnnn you should just leave. reading body language is important
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20 5 / 2013
tell them yes, give them a random number and tell them to meet you at a coffee shop tomorrow and don’t turn up. then, for future reference, find a number for a sex line that looks like a mobile phone number and give that out as yours :)oh goodness i couldnt ever be that mean, but its just annoying when somebody doesnt leave u alone when ur clearly doing something and after you say “no im not interested” the first 3 times
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20 5 / 2013
there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money
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20 5 / 2013
Details from a study I did of William-Adolphe Bouguereau’s “The Fair Spinner.” Pen and ink, 2013.
I made some things.
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20 5 / 2013
this was at g20 lol!!! those are our cop cars i could recognized dem anywhere
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20 5 / 2013
no loblaws i do not wish to purchase green peppers that are bigger than my face, where are the normal sized ones
19 5 / 2013
oh god i just smoked my last ciggy n everything is closed tmw cuz its a holiday oh god what am i gonna do
19 5 / 2013
lmaoooo Nicki in the back like “ooop”
damn i would love to date a songwriter. imagine somebody writing a song about you, damn that would be cool. even if it was negative, you gotta plan that shit out, it aint a simple task. i’d be honoured that i inspired somebody to create something.
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19 5 / 2013
"What dya mean theres no fackin chips, I come ere on a plane, you cunt! I’ve got children ere, what am I spose to do with this fackin tomato fiasco?"
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